Marine currently lives in the wilds of Canada with her extraordinarily patient wife and less patient cat.

She was one of those overachieving kids who disappointed her parents with surprising speed.

Current obsessions include:

• riding motorcycles
• blacksmithing
• lathe work
• knitting
• stabbing people
• witchcraft

At one point, your mother likely told you to stay away from her.

She was probably right.

You can follow her nonsense on Bluesky, Instagram or TikTok